I am sick and tired of old people jokes. I happen to be 72 years old and this is my best year yet. Besides, I can’t go back and if I could, I would just screw up at a different level.
Here is the real deal. When you reach my age you can do pretty much as you please. I don’t worry about my hair or lack of. I don’t worry about looks (if you don’t like what you see – don’t look. It won’t hurt either of our feelings.) I can actually look at young women because I have learned not to gawk and I appreciate beauty without it being dirty. You won’t find me with a woman 30 years my junior because I have too much respect for women. Besides, who wants to go out with their grandfather? Everyone would be embarrassed!
The best thing I ever did was quit drinking. Those days were filled with me thinking women adored drunk guys and wanted us to jump their bones while reeking of booze and not able to find anyone’s ass with both hands. Reality dictated that the women would leave in disgust and I would wake up retching in the golden throne promising never to do it again.
I believe there is some truth in the saying that getting older is like the aging process of fine wine. The whole process is based on how you store the bottle. It’s the same with humans – if you don’t take care of the container, what is inside turns to vinegar. That’s why some older folks you meet are sour, resentful and spiteful. They are miserable and want everyone around them to be the same. I, for one, refuse to go there. Maybe that is why I still ride Harleys and smile a lot. I want people to be happy and appreciate the things they do have instead of always wishing for the things they think they need and don’t have. Once you learn to be happy with what you have and who you are, the other things don’t seem as important anymore.
I don’t know how many years I have left on this beautiful blue planet, but I do know each and every minute will be enjoyed. For those who think elderly people are old…go suck an egg. I want to hang out with people who are alive, happy with their lives, love animals, and are willing to help others in times of need.
“I don’t need no stinking sourpusses!”
I’m just saying,