Oldies, but Goodies

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*“If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

*A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)

*A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don’t try this at home; maybe at work.)

*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.

(Honey, I’m home . WTF…?)

*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can’t believe that pig …quality over quantity.)

*Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm…….)

*Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

*Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

*A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

*An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

*Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

*Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig? God I love that pig!)”

Write on,

Mittster

http://www.murdermysteryevilinthemirror.com/

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